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Unfortunately We're Not Robots

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Download links and information about Unfortunately We're Not Robots by Die!. This album was released in 2002 and it belongs to Rock, Punk, Metal, Alternative genres. It contains 15 tracks with total duration of 35:41 minutes.

Artist: Die!
Release date: 2002
Genre: Rock, Punk, Metal, Alternative
Tracks: 15
Duration: 35:41
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No. Title Length
1. We 0:05
2. Are 0:05
3. All 0:05
4. Dead 0:05
5. 100 M.P.H. Vomit Dedicated to Jon 0:23
6. On the Run from Johnny Law Ain't No Trip to Cleveland 1:13
7. Ted Nugent Goes AOL 2:31
8. Total Pandemonium 2:28
9. Doctor Doom, a Man of Science, Doesn't Believe In Jesus, Why the F**k Do You 2:39
10. You'd Be Cuter If I Shot You In the Face 8:10
11. Make Like a Computer and Get With the Program 4:55
12. Your Idea of Fascism and Global Intervention Makes Me Puke 2:36
13. I Lost My Job to a Machine 1:19
14. Kissing You Is Like Licking an Ashtray 2:02
15. Rich Hall (Runner Up In a Carson Daly Lookalike Contest) 7:05

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Curl Up & Die's full-length debut is an album that is excessively savage and thoroughly insane, yet for these reasons it surely will be heralded as a visionary masterpiece of technical brutality. Unfortunately, We're Not Robots is an apt title, as Curl Up & Die goes above and beyond with staggering time changes and extraordinary breakdowns that leave the listener speechless and slightly exhausted. Machines could not possibly devise such devastating musical menace. Reversely, the double-bass thrash seems almost impossible to be remotely capable of one human, as is quite apparent on "Ted Nugent Goes AOL." Curl Up & Die's relentless assault on one's ears is less effective on their shorter songs, yet when given time to expand their ideas, the end result is unforgiving, such as the album's two best songs, "You'd Be Cuter if I Shot You in the Face" and "Rich Hall (Runner Up in a Carson Daly Lookalike Contest)." After listening to these songs, one can accurately consider Unfortunately, We're Not Robots to be the first tangible ball of chaos ever created. This Las Vegas trio shows much growth since the release of their The Only Good Bug Is a Dead Bug EP in 2001, and with Converge's Kurt Ballou handling production, this album succeeds in destroying Curl Up & Die's competition. One of the most daring, and arguably one of the best, metalcore albums to be released in 2002, Unfortunately, We're Not Robots is an unpredictable album that will keep the listener entranced until the last guitar crunch and programmed blip. ~ Jason D. Taylor, Rovi