|
No. |
Title |
Length |
| 1. |
Prologue |
1:05 |
| 2. |
Begin With A Dribble, End With A Very Strong Downbeat |
0:40 |
| 3. |
Exploding Artery |
1:19 |
| 4. |
Eruption |
0:46 |
| 5. |
Erupting With Pus |
1:35 |
| 6. |
Eruption With Pus |
1:15 |
| 7. |
Eruption Of Noncompliant Pus In The Plague Of Mediocrity |
0:38 |
| 8. |
Saliva Sprinkler |
1:48 |
| 9. |
Raging Torrent |
1:30 |
| 10. |
Noncompliant Raging Torrent |
0:55 |
| 11. |
Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now) |
0:53 |
| 12. |
Fluid-Filled Lung Sack |
0:59 |
| 13. |
Unexpected Death |
0:44 |
| 14. |
It Would Be Too Predictable If We Mentioned " Death " Again |
0:39 |
| 15. |
Crank Up The Bullshit Knob To 10 |
2:34 |
| 16. |
Why Can't I Shit |
1:51 |
| 17. |
Feel-Smell-Taste-Hear-Touch The Shit |
1:41 |
| 18. |
It's Shit! |
1:54 |
| 19. |
Eat Shit... And Live! |
1:54 |
| 20. |
" I Take My Hangovers Like A Real Man " |
2:21 |
| 21. |
I Just Whaled On A Music Critic With A Baseball Bat |
1:52 |
| 22. |
Take Me Seriously Or I'll Start Crying |
1:45 |
| 23. |
If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You |
2:03 |
| 24. |
The Pat Boone Of Improvised Music Walks Among Us |
1:30 |
| 25. |
Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All The Time |
1:54 |
| 26. |
We're Funny And If You Don't Agree, You're Stupid |
1:25 |
| 27. |
Another Incredible Display Of Physical Exertion |
1:31 |
| 28. |
Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles |
1:57 |
| 29. |
Pretending To Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough |
1:50 |
| 30. |
Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage, Quick! |
3:00 |
| 31. |
The More You Frown, The More I Smile |
1:55 |
| 32. |
" How Does It Feel When Someone Does That To You " |
2:11 |
| 33. |
I Made A Phony " Tribute Album " To Make Fun Of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (And It Worked) |
1:32 |
| 34. |
" You Aren't Being Avantgarde In The Correct Way " |
1:46 |
| 35. |
Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren't Quite As Interesting As Mine |
2:15 |
| 36. |
I Released 78. 032 Different Compact Discs Of Improvised Music Last Week (And Sold 14) |
1:55 |
| 37. |
" Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things " |
1:39 |
| 38. |
" In 20 Years I'll Probably Like Your Music, But Rigth Now I Think You're A Total Dick " |
1:47 |
| 39. |
Quit Shrieking In My Ear |
1:47 |
| 40. |
Surprise Ending |
0:05 |
