|
No. |
Title |
Length |
| 1. |
Global Warming Upsets Me So Much! |
1:07 |
| 2. |
Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food Is Yummy |
1:59 |
| 3. |
Don't Do LSD |
1:24 |
| 4. |
Don't Drive Drunk |
1:42 |
| 5. |
I Wish I Were Super Famous |
1:47 |
| 6. |
My Fans Call Me On the Phone a Lot |
2:49 |
| 7. |
Don't Say Bad Words, Ever! |
1:14 |
| 8. |
Always Tell the Truth |
1:05 |
| 9. |
Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street |
1:28 |
| 10. |
I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think? |
1:35 |
| 11. |
I Wonder What Celebrities Think of Me... |
1:50 |
| 12. |
Be Optimistic All the Time! |
1:48 |
| 13. |
Don't Do Drugs! |
1:27 |
| 14. |
Respect Authority and Police Officers |
1:50 |
| 15. |
Queen City Cupcakes (Are So Yummy) |
1:12 |
| 16. |
A Song About Marci |
2:29 |
| 17. |
A Song About Alex from NH |
1:11 |
| 18. |
Hey Natalie! Your Husband, Dan, Thinks You're Wicked Hot! |
1:11 |
| 19. |
Borris the Russian |
0:54 |
| 20. |
Tiara, Laine and Summer |
1:33 |
| 21. |
It's OK If You Poop / Pee Your Pants Sometimes. Don't Feel Bad |
1:20 |
| 22. |
Be Nice to Everyone All the Time |
1:08 |
| 23. |
Why Do I Always Slip Into a Fake Italian Accent? |
2:20 |
| 24. |
Don't Make Fun of People! |
0:57 |
| 25. |
Max Hodges |
1:18 |
| 26. |
Shevonne Sullivan |
1:45 |
| 27. |
How to Make Money |
1:43 |
| 28. |
How to Get Over Someone When Your Heart Is Broken |
1:10 |
| 29. |
Reasons Why You Have No Friends (Tough Love) |
1:55 |
| 30. |
Lots of Bad Men Lie to Women |
1:33 |
| 31. |
Where to Propose to Your Girlfriend |
2:12 |
| 32. |
The Best Cure for a Stuffy Nose |
1:26 |
| 33. |
Don't Give Bad People More than One or Two Chances |
2:15 |
| 34. |
Don't Spend Time With Bad People |
2:04 |
| 35. |
Always Do the Right Thing |
1:11 |
| 36. |
Save Your Money |
1:53 |
| 37. |
Floss Daily! |
1:09 |
| 38. |
Don't Give In to Peer Pressure |
1:37 |
| 39. |
Always Be Early for Stuff |
1:45 |
| 40. |
Why Do Artists Gotta Be Weird and Stuff? |
2:19 |
| 41. |
Change Your Oil Every 3000 Miles |
1:16 |
| 42. |
An Athlete's Career is Brutally Short |
1:20 |
| 43. |
The Zombie Walk Song! |
1:42 |
| 44. |
The Maggie Song! |
0:57 |
| 45. |
The Holly Song! |
1:26 |
| 46. |
The Kate Song! |
1:31 |
| 47. |
The Jamie Song! |
2:03 |
| 48. |
What Kind of Dog Should I Get? |
1:14 |
| 49. |
Great Ways to Lose Weight |
1:54 |
| 50. |
Always Obey the Speed Limit |
1:42 |
| 51. |
Sometimes I Feel Like Such a Hack |
1:27 |
| 52. |
Don't Smoke Cigarettes |
1:38 |
| 53. |
Get out into Nature. Mother Nature is Good For You. |
1:44 |
| 54. |
Learn to Play a Musical Instrument |
1:50 |
| 55. |
I Like to Play Basketball |
1:42 |
| 56. |
Public Parks Are Nice Places to Hang Out |
2:55 |
| 57. |
I Know How to Tie a Tie |
1:03 |
| 58. |
I Love Ice Cream Cake |
1:56 |
| 59. |
Don't Pierce Your Face |
1:17 |
| 60. |
Don't Live With Your Significant Other Before Marriage |
1:36 |
| 61. |
Don't Get a Divorce |
1:56 |
| 62. |
I Love to Go to the Movies (Even by Myself!) |
1:27 |
| 63. |
How to Avoid Stinky Shoes / Sneakers |
1:57 |
| 64. |
Nothing Good Happens After Midnight. Go Home! |
2:01 |
| 65. |
Don't Play Music So Loud. It Hurts Your Ears |
1:03 |
| 66. |
Don't Eat Too Much Candy |
1:04 |
| 67. |
Be a Good, Decent Human Being |
1:39 |
| 68. |
Sometimes I Get Sleepy When I Should Be Productive. |
1:26 |
| 69. |
I Love Chocolate Milk! |
1:27 |
| 70. |
I Want to Make Tons of Money from These Songs. Buy them, Please |
1:27 |
| 71. |
I Look Good In a Shirt and Tie |
1:14 |
| 72. |
The 1920s Were a Great Decade |
1:10 |
| 73. |
The 1930s Were a Great Decade |
1:44 |
| 74. |
The 1940s Were a Great Decade |
0:52 |
| 75. |
The 1950s Were a Great Decade |
0:51 |
| 76. |
The 1960s Were a Great Decade |
2:12 |
| 77. |
The 1970s Were a Great Decade |
1:29 |
| 78. |
The 1980s Were a Great Decade |
1:19 |
| 79. |
The 1990s Were a Great Decade |
1:23 |
| 80. |
The 2000s Were a Great Decade |
1:01 |
| 81. |
Why Would Anyone Hate the USA? It's Great! |
1:47 |
| 82. |
I Get So Nervous At Parties. I Don't Know What Do Say |
2:14 |
| 83. |
Planting a Garden Is a Lot of Fun |
1:23 |
| 84. |
Don't Be a Gang Member |
2:20 |
| 85. |
Listen to Your Teachers |
1:12 |
| 86. |
College Is Good |
2:03 |
| 87. |
Listen to Your Principal |
1:22 |
| 88. |
Use Deodorant to Prevent Stinky Armpits |
1:31 |
| 89. |
Take Lots of Pictures |
1:02 |
| 90. |
Sometimes I Get Sad |
1:30 |
| 91. |
Oh Humanity, Sometimes You Make Me So Mad! |
1:19 |
| 92. |
I Like to Go On Long Walks |
1:20 |
| 93. |
Don't Get a Tattoo! |
1:54 |
| 94. |
Don't Do Cocaine |
1:21 |
| 95. |
Don't Do Marijuana |
1:44 |
| 96. |
Don't Take Prescription Pills That Aren't Prescribed to You |
1:57 |
