If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car
Download links and information about If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car by Robert Schimmel. This album was released in 1998 and it belongs to Pop, Humor genres. It contains 12 tracks with total duration of 01:05:47 minutes.
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| Artist: | Robert Schimmel |
| Release date: | 1998 |
| Genre: | Pop, Humor |
| Tracks: | 12 |
| Duration: | 01:05:47 |
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| Buy on iTunes $9.99 | |
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Tracks
[Edit]| No. | Title | Length |
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| 1. | The Gym | 5:25 |
| 2. | Sea World / Santa At the Mall / Demi Moore | 4:20 |
| 3. | Rental Car Insurance / Richie Valens' Plane / Airline Security / Dogs | 7:08 |
| 4. | My Daughter | 7:04 |
| 5. | Sperm Bank | 4:15 |
| 6. | America Online | 6:08 |
| 7. | Porno Awards / Hollywood B******t | 4:13 |
| 8. | Sex and Your Heart Attack | 15:03 |
| 9. | Prison Love / I Wanna F*** You / Jack Shack | 4:04 |
| 10. | If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car | 2:26 |
| 11. | If You Buy This CD, I Can Get This Car | 2:23 |
| 12. | I'm So Good In Bed | 3:18 |
Details
[Edit]Without his penis, comedian Robert Schimmel wouldn't know what to do with himself. Without his penis, Schimmel would have very little to say. Without his penis, Schimmel wouldn't have an act. Schimmel spends such a great part of his second album, If You Buy This CD I Can Get This Car, talking about his, and other guys', penises that it seems somewhat criminal that the member isn't mentioned somewhere in the title. Whether he's downloading porn (which inevitably leads to a giant picture of a penis sent to him via e-mail), going to the spa (which inevitably leads to wandering eyes checking out other units), or watching a movie (which inevitably leads to Demi Moore proposing oral sex), Schimmel can't help but bring the subject back to g******s. There are a couple of sobering pieces (regarding Schimmel's inability to get television work and his heart attack) that break from the norm on this occasionally funny album.